Kermit the Frog Yoga

15 Stretches

10 – Neck stretch

12 – Child pose

13 – Lunges

14 – Quad stretch

15 – Calf stretch

7 Simple Exercises That Undo the Damage of Sitting

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If you’re like most men living and working in a techno-service economy, you probably spend a good deal of your day sitting down. You go from the kitchen table to your desk at work to your chair in front of the TV. But as we’ve discussed before, spending most of your waking hours planted on your keister is terrible for your health.

You’ve probably experienced those moments when you get up from a sitting position and your butt feels numb and your hips feel so tight that you have to lean forward at the waist just to walk. Excessive sitting leaves your hips and legs tight and your glutes inactive. Even after you stand up, the ill effects of sitting stay with you and may prevent your butt muscles from firing at an optimal level when you really need them – like when you suddenly need to chase down a purse snatcher!

Some fitness experts argue that sitting causes muscles in the hip area to physically shorten (and stay shorter), even after you stand up. While there are no scientific studies to back that claim, from my own personal experience, sitting for lengthy periods of time definitely makes everything feel tight in the groin/butt area.

If you’re an athlete (or fancy yourself one), tight hips and inactive glutes can hamper physical performance in a variety of activities, such as sprinting, squatting, and — my favorite — deadlifting. If you want to perform at your best, you need to make sure that your hips stay limber and that your butt muscles are firing on all cylinders. Even if you’re not interested in deadlifting 600 lbs. (though I hope to change your mind on that someday), keeping your hip flexors loose and glutes active can improve your life on other fronts.

First, having limber hips just feels good, plain and simple. Second, having a healthy range of motion in your hips can help prevent injury when you pursue more recreational physical activities and do household chores. For example, loose hips keep your IT band loose as well, which can ward off knee pain. Finally, taking care of your hips may help improve your posture, which can in turn alleviate back or neck pain. (Not to mention the role of limber hips in doing a mean mambo.)

Below, we provide some simple stretches and exercises that will undo the damage to your hips and butt caused by sitting.

Prevention Is the Best Remedy: Sit Less and Move More

As the saying goes, “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.” The best thing you can do for your hip mobility and glute activation is to simply sit less and move more during the day.

If your employer will allow it, try using a standing desk, which keeps your muscles activated at the office. Keep in mind that, just as with sitting, standing should be done in moderation (doing it for an extended period of time isn’t that great for you, either).

If a standing desk isn’t an option, take five-minute breaks from sitting every 30 to 45 minutes. Stand up and walk around a bit. Maybe even perform a few of the exercises below. Even if you have a standing desk, you should still take breaks every now and then for some movement.

Stretch Out Those Hips

These dynamic stretches and exercises are designed for loosening tight hips that come from sitting too much. I try to incorporate a few of them in my daily workout warm-ups or even sneak some in when I’m hanging out with the kids (who think their dad is pretty odd). Every now and then I also dedicate an hour on Saturdays to just hip and glute work, along with some intense foam rolling.

If you’re really tight, take it nice and easy. As physical therapist Kelly Starrett says, “Don’t go into the pain cave. Your animal totem won’t be there to help you.”

Leg Swings

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This is a great dynamic stretch that I do before every workout. It loosens up the hips, hamstrings, and glutes.

Begin with forward leg swings. Find something to hold for balance. Start off swinging your right leg backwards and forwards as high and as far back as you comfortably can. Do 20 swings and then switch legs.

Next are side-to-side swings. Again, find something to hold for balance. Swing your right leg out to the side as high as possible and then in front of you towards your left as far as you can go. Perform 20 swings and then switch legs. Depending on how tight you feel, you may need another set.

Grok Squat

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The Grok Squat is very similar to a catcher’s stance in baseball. Simply squat down until your butt touches your ankles. Keep your heels firmly on the ground and your back straight. Hold that position for 30-60 seconds. You should feel your hamstrings, quads, Achilles tendons, lower back, and groin gently stretching. If you’re super stiff, it may take a few days of practice to sink into a full squat. Keep at it. Your back and hips will thank you.

Intersperse a few short squatting sessions into your daily routine.

Table Pigeon Pose

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If you’ve done yoga, you’re probably familiar with the pigeon pose. This stretch is the same thing, except you use a table, which makes it a bit easier to perform and allows you to stretch out your muscles from different angles. Start by placing your leg on a tabletop (you could also use your bed) with the knee bent at 90 degrees. Place one hand on the table and one hand on your foot for support. Lean forward and hold for 60-90 seconds. Then lean left to the 10 o’clock position and hold for 60-90 seconds. Lean right to the 2 o’clock position and hold for 60-90 seconds. Repeat on the other leg.

If you have knee problems, rotate your body so that your ankle hangs off the table and place a pillow underneath your knee. Aim to do two pigeon poses a day (I personally do one during my workout and another at a random time).

Couch Stretch

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This stretch is a killer. I didn’t realize how unlimber I was until I tried doing the couch stretch. It’s basically a quad stretch ratcheted up a few notches. Starrett argues that this will undo years of sitting.

You actually don’t need a couch for this stretch, it just makes it a bit more comfortable (if that’s even possible). You can also do it on the floor by putting your knee against a wall.

For the “easy” version, place the knee of the leg you’re stretching against the back of your sofa. Place the foot of your other leg on the floor. Slowly raise your torso to a neutral spine position (i.e. standing straight and tall). As you raise your torso, squeeze your butt and abs. Hold the position for up to four minutes. Switch and repeat on the other leg. You should feel things really stretch in your hip flexor area — just don’t push yourself too hard.

To up the ante, bring your non-stretching leg up onto the seat of the couch. Keeping a straight, neutral spine, squeeze the butt and abs and work your way up to holding the position for four minutes. Keep in mind that it may be awhile before you can get your torso to a straight position. When I first started doing this stretch the “hard way,” I could only raise my torso to a 45-degree angle and I’d have to support myself with my hand on the floor. I was eventually able to move to a straight position after two weeks of dedicated stretching. The difference in the mobility of my hips was (and continues to be) significant.

This stretch is so good that I try to do it every day, sometimes before a workout, sometimes when I’m just hanging out while Gus watches Paw Patrol.

Activate Those Glutes

Barbell Bridges

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This is another exercise that makes you look goofy but does wonders for your glutes and hips. It has been a great support exercise for the deadlift.

Lay on the ground with your knees bent and feet flat on the floor. Put a padded barbell across your hips and grab it with an overhand grip about shoulder-width apart. Raise your waist off the ground while squeezing your glutes until your hips are aligned with your body. Return to the starting position, and complete three sets of 10 reps.

Aim to do this exercise one to two times a week. You can add weight as you get stronger. If you can’t do it with the weight of the barbell, try un-weighted bridges.


Fair warning: You’re going to feel a bit ridiculous doing this exercise. But it’s one of the best for activating your glutes. If you’re self-conscious, do this at home before you go to the gym so no one sees you.



Fire Hydrants

Hey, look! Another glute activation exercise that makes you look goofy! It’s called the fire hydrant because you’re going to mimic how a dog pees on a fire hydrant. For real.





I learned these moves from a few sources: Becoming the Supple Leopard by physical therapist Kelly Starrett, paleo guru Mark Sisson of Mark’s Daily Apple, and weightlifter Medhi from Stronglifts. If you’re looking to increase not only your hip mobility, but your all-around limberness, Starrett’s book and website are especially helpful.

Illustrations by Ted Slampyak

Lower Back Pain Exercises

Lower Back Pain Exercises

There are many different types of lower back pain exercises that can help you to relieve some of the discomfort.  It is important that you contact a doctor before you begin any exercises for lower back pain so you do not cause more extensive problems.   Back exercises for lower back pain can consist of strengthening and aerobic exercises.  An exercise ball can help to enhance any stretching exercises you perform.

Lower Back Pain Exercises – Strengthening

Strengthening your core adds support to your lower back.   Core stability involves the abdominal and trunk muscles, as well as the pelvic.  Strengthening exercises can help to support your lower back muscles, which can help with relieving back pain and prevent future injury.   Here are some strengthening back exercises for lower back pain:

Front Lying Chest Lift

  • Lie on your stomach.
  • Interlace your fingers.
  • Place your palms against the back of your head. If there is pain, just put your palms on the floor on either side of your head.
  • Raise your chest up from the floor a few inches.   Hold for five seconds.
  • Do three sets of eight reps.

Pelvic Tilt

  • Pelvic TiltLie on your back.
  • Bend your knees and put your feet flat on the floors.
  • Press your feet down while you are pushing your pelvis upward.

Stomach Leg Lifts

  • Lie down on your stomach.
  • Place your palms on the floor to support your chin.
  • Press your pelvis to the floor while lifting both legs off of the ground a few inches.
  • Hold and repeat.

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  • Lie on your back.
  • Place your arms to your side.
  • Extend your legs.
  • Pull both legs in towards your chest.
  • Grasp your legs from behind the knees.
  • Hold and repeat.

Curl Ups


  • Lie on your back.
  • Place your hands behind your head.
  • Bend your knees and put your feet flat on the floor.
  • Curl up by lifting your face toward the ceiling until your shoulders are just a few inches above the ground.
  • Hold and repeat.

Oblique Curl Ups


  • Lie on your back.
  • Place your hands behind your head.
  • Bend your knees and roll them to the right and then curl up.
  • Repeat on the left side.

These are just a few strengthening stretches for lower back pain.   You can find more stretches in our article titled, “Lower Back Pain Stretches.”

Lower Back Pain Exercises – Exercise Ball (Stretching)

An exercise ball is a helpful tool that can help to enhance the stretch without straining your back or other muscles.   If you are new to using an exercise ball, then you may wish to choose one that is soft.  It will be easier for you if the ball is not completely filled.  Soft balls are easier to work with than hard balls that are filled at full capacity.  Perform each exercise slowly.

Leg/Floor Ball Exercise


  • Lie on your back.
  • Bend your knees while resting your calves on the ball.
  • Raise your arm over your head and then lower it and alternate between the right and left sides.
  • Tighten one knee.  Relax and alternate between right and left sides.
  • Straighten one knee and raise the opposite arm over your head.   Alternate the opposite arms and legs.
  • Walk the ball forward and backward with your legs.

Sit on Ball Exercise

  • Sit on the ball with your hips and knees bent at a 90 degree angle.  Rest your feet on the floor.
  • Raise your arm over your head and lower it.  Alternate the sides.
  • Raise and lower your heel.  Alternate the sides.
  • Raise one heel and then raise the opposite arm over your head.  Alternate the opposite arm and the heel.
  • March by slowly raising one foot two inches from the floor.  Alternate the right and left sides.
  • Stand with the ball between your lower back and the wall.
  • Bend your knees 45 to 90 degrees.  Hold for five seconds.  Next, straighten your knees.
  • Bend your knees 45 to 90 degrees while you raise both arms over your head.

Be sure you don’t arch your back when performing exercises.

Lower Back Pain Exercises – Aerobics

Aerobic exercises have an important role in helping with lower back pain.  You will want to incorporate a low impact aerobic exercise into your routine.    Here are some low impact aerobics to consider:

  • Swimming
  • Walking
  • Water Aerobics
  • Bicycling
  • Low Impact Aerobic DVDs

Be sure to start off slow and gradually increase your pace and distance.  For example, if you do not usually swim, start with one lap, and then gradually increase to two, and then three, etc.   Eventually, you should try to work towards a regular routine of 20 to 40 minutes three to five times a week.

Always use proper posture techniques when exercising.  This is important in reducing strain on your back.  When you walk, stand up straight without slouching.  Your back should be slightly arched and pay attention to your abdominals.  They should be pulled in.  Stay away from aerobics that will jar your body, such as running or aerobic dance, as they can be too hard on injured muscles and joints.

Remember to contact a doctor before you start an exercise routine for lower back pain.  If you experience severe pain after you have started lower back pain exercises, then stop exercising and contact a doctor immediately.

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